It’s not the dope; it’s the dopes.
There’s only about one similarity between Bill Clinton’s impeachment and Donald Trump’s second: Marijuana; or “inhaling,” to be more precise.
That’s right. A solid 40 percent of the nation’s impeachments — two of the five, to be exactly exact — have now included inhaling marijuana.
It was disgraceful — even ‘sacrilegious,’ at least to any real patriot — for thugs draped in Red, White, and Trump to storm and desecrate the Capitol. But it was just straight trashy for them to smoke weed in the Holy of Holies: The People’s House.
That unholy toking was verified by the House Judiciary Committee this week, making it historic — not just for the double impeachment of an insurrectionist-in-chief — but because it means marijuana has now played a role in yet another of our nation’s few impeachments.
Sometimes there’s no discernible point to history. Still, history is always history — and they say we better learn it, or we’ll keep repeating it, like dopes.